Alvin decided to point out just how pants my Sidekick is when it comes to actually living up to its name... or not, as the case may be:

Again, I point out how useless it is as a sidekick. When you're being held above a vat of boiling lava, that THING is the most useless sidekick ever.

- 'Save me, Save me!'

- ... 'You have one new message'. ( Read more... )